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Holy Sh*t! Ezra Pound's Ghost is in my Refrigerator!
The other day I read a poem by a British human named Debs about an entity that attacked her in the middle of the night and tried to steal her Calvin Klein underwear It was a good poem; after having a chuckle about… -
A Trip to the Dentist
I just got some dental work done recently. Was having some cavities filled and something went wrong when they gave me the novocain injection. They seemed to hit a nerve in my gum and now my entire mouth and jaw hurt like… -
The Terrorist's Meth Lab on Sesame Street
I’m wearing a wet suit with a scuba mask in a crowded subway Out of breath because Big Bird just chased me six city blocks Screaming obscenities and brandishing a sawed off shotgun He refused to tell me how to get t… -
Getting Naked at Work and Reciting Shakespeare
Sitting in desolate isolation entrapped by my cubicle My boredom melancholy counted by ticking clocks Water coolers burping passing time like hour glasses Co-workers gossiping about the celebrity couple that punched a …
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Holy Sh*t! Ezra Pound's Ghost is in my Refrigerator!
The other day I read a poem by a British human na... -
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